ATTENTION: YOUR RENTAL IS OVERDUE.

Listen up, pal. We've been looking for that copy of Speed 2: Cruise Control for, well, let's just say a long time. Our computer says you owe us. A lot. Your outstanding late fees are piling up! But Sal's feeling generous today...

Purchase this one-time "Late Fee Settlement" and we'll clear your account. You'll receive an official "Late Fees Paid" certificate for your troubles. We'll even give you another shot at that new release shelf.