20 Coolest & Weirdest Pizza Items Online
I've had a lot of people tell me I'm "obsessed" with pizza. And to that, I say... you're not wrong, but what's your point? The world is a better place with more pizza in it. If you don't agree, then frankly, you're missing out. Here's a roundup of some of the essentials for living a proper pizza-based lifestyle.
For Your Home
"Welcome, Hope You Brought Pizza" Doormat
This is what I call a "sanity check." It's an essential filter for anyone coming to your home. Seriously, what kind of person shows up empty-handed?
Large Pizza Throw Blanket
After a long day of, you know, not being a pizza, this is the blanket to wrap up in. It's the perfect way to become one with your food, in a purely metaphorical sense, of course.
Pizza Bedding Set
This set just makes sense. You spend a third of your life sleeping, so why waste that time not dreaming about pizza? It's basically a life hack for happiness.
Pizza Cat/Dog Bed
If you love your pets, you'll get them this. It's the only way to ensure they know their place in the household hierarchy: just below the pizza.
HOT and Fresh Pizza Coasters
You don't want ring stains on your tables. The only rings you should be thinking about are pepperoni rings. These are a logical and necessary piece of home decor.
LED Pizza Nightstand Lamp
This is a much better way to light a room than a boring old bulb. It provides a warm, inviting glow that says, "I have my priorities straight."
Alien Pizza Neon Sign
I've heard rumors that aliens have the best pizza. This sign is my way of signaling that I'm ready for the truth. It's also great for creating a mood, which in my opinion should always be "futuristic pizza parlor."
Pizza Lovers Lane Sign
If you're going to put a sign on your wall, it might as well be one that accurately describes your life choices. This sign tells everyone where your loyalties lie.
For Your Closet
Pepperoni Pizza Board Shorts / Swim Trunks
They say summer is for shorts and swimming. I say it's for pizza. This just combines all the best things into one, and frankly, I'm surprised it took us this long to invent them.
Pizza Slice Couple's Costumes
Look, if you're going to be a couple, you might as well be a couple of pizza slices. It's the only acceptable joint costume.
Pizza Box Socks
I've heard people wear their heart on their sleeve, but why bother when you can wear a pizza on your feet? They even come in a mini pizza box, because of course they do.
Pizza Shaped Bandaids
When you get a boo-boo, these are the only thing that will make you feel better. I mean, what else would you put on a wound, a bandage with a picture of a salad on it? Please.
Portable Pizza Pouch
I'm not saying this is a necessity, but I'm also not saying it isn't. It's an easy and efficient way to always have a slice on standby for emergencies.
For the Kitchen
Bicycle Pizza Cutter Wheel
This is a much faster way to slice up a pie than a traditional cutter. Just think of all the time you're saving. You can use that extra time to, you know, eat more pizza.
Pizza Slice Containers
This is a clever one. Nothing is worse than finding your leftover slice squashed, and these containers ensure your slices are always as glorious as the day they were born.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Seasoning
If you're not putting this seasoning on your pie, you're doing something wrong. The Turtles know a thing or two about good pizza, and they don't mess around.
For Fun
Birthday Money Pizza Box Gift
Finally, a way to give a gift that isn't completely boring. This is a much better surprise than finding, I don't know, a gift card or a bunch of cash just sitting in an envelope.
Pizza Wrapping Paper
If you're going to wrap a gift, you should use paper that makes you happy. What's more joyful than pizza? Absolutely nothing.
3PCS Pizza Ballpoint Pens
If you're writing with a boring pen, your thoughts are probably boring, too. These are the only pens you'll need for taking notes, writing grocery lists, or sketching a blueprint for a new pizza oven.
Giant Inflatable Pizza Slice Pool Float
This is for the person who isn't afraid to show their true colors. It's a fantastic pool accessory and a great way to let everyone know you're the one to talk to about a pizza party.
Bytheway, if this list didn't make you hungry, you're doing something wrong. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a hot dish.
